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Thursday, September 21, 2006

Mr. Kim Woo Choong.

OK -- Yeah I got on extra 39 million laying around...........


Dear Executive,

This is a Management Placement on behalf of Mr. Kim Woo Choong.

Mr. Kim Woo Choong is looking for an experienced business person/company that can profitably invest monies in excess of Thirty Nine million US Dollars outside Asia. The sum will be paid from Industrial and Commercial Bank of China.

Visit our bank website at http://www.icbcasia.com/eng/index.shtml

Most importantly, you will be required to:
[1]. Act as the original beneficiary of the funds.
[2]. Receive the funds into a business/private bank account.
[3]. Invest/Manage the funds outside of China.

Mr. Kim Woo Choong is willing to pay 5% for your role as the beneficiary partner to the funds. Also, a subsequent 10% "Management Commission" will be paid for your advised investment services. A further 5% will be used to write off any expenses incurred in the course of transferring the principal sum.

If you prefer to be re-contacted for more express information, please send us your:

[1] Full Names:
[2] Contact address:
[3] Direct Telephone No:

Be advised to visit the following links to be better acquainted with Mr. Kim Woo Choong’s current profile and personality.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/BUSINESS/05/30/skorea.daewoo/?section=cnn_latest
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Korea/HF01Dg03.html
http://www.thenews.com.pk/daily_detail.asp?id=8637

We expect your correspondence and our response will be swift.

Signed:
Hilda Chow
Corporate Secretary
Industrial & Commercial Bank of China (Asia) Limited
33/F, THE ICBC Tower
3 Garden Road, Central Hong Kong.

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Thank you.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Your receipt for Statement #10376

Leela Hanson [preroyal@apex-org.com]

I am constantly getting garbage asking about statements and invoices.

Friday, September 15, 2006

SPAM 1 -- Benson Dave

My beloved friends. Please take Benson up on his offer.

Yours Truly,



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Equity Chambers & Solicitors
527 Lea Bridge Road
London, United Kingdom.
Phone: +447024035841

Dearest one, --- Oh Please!

Do accept my sincere apologies if my mail does not meet your personal ethics although, I wish to use this medium to get in touch with you first because it's fastest means. I am Barrister Benson Dave, solicitor and personal attorney to Mrs. Celina Johnson, who worked with Shell Petroleum Development Company here in U.K, here in after referred to as my client. My late client died in a fatal accident with her husband and only son who were the only beneficiaries to her estates on the 8th day of February 2004.Until her death she was consultant to several oil and gas industries. She had a sojourn in the United States and so many other countries before she came to Cairn Energy PLC oil and gas exploration and Production Company based in the United Kingdom and Australia.


She belonged to several non-governmental and scientific organizations. She was also a great philanthropist and a Paul Harris Fellow of the Rotary Club International. Since then, i have made several enquiries to locate any of my client's extended relatives which have also proved abortive. Hence, after these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to contact you believing that by grace of God you will help me to recover her money and other property which I have all the related document to back-up the claim.

I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the finance firm in Europe where this huge deposit was lodged. The finance firm, where the deceased had an account valued at about 10.3 million British pounds has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next twenty one official working days.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over two months now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at 10.3 million British pounds can be paid to you and then we both can share the money, 60% to me and 40% to you. I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back-up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. I am very grateful and Thankful for your attention to my email.


My regards to you and your family.

Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Benson Dave Esq.

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